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hey... have you seen my flip flops...?
Tuesday, Dec. 28, 2004 -

pickle
Monday, Dec. 27, 2004 -

some guys got class...
Friday, Dec. 24, 2004 -

lites
Friday, Dec. 24, 2004 -

man of the year...
Tuesday, Dec. 21, 2004 -

ok... so fuck me...i'm dum too...
Tuesday, Dec. 21, 2004 -

people wonder...
Monday, Dec. 20, 2004 -

she taght me everything i ever knew...
Monday, Dec. 20, 2004 -

roxanne...
Sunday, Dec. 19, 2004 -

frosty...
Friday, Dec. 17, 2004 -

who's fuckin this cow anyway...?
Friday, Dec. 17, 2004 -

he had underlined in red...
Friday, Dec. 17, 2004 -

dun dun dun...
Friday, Dec. 17, 2004 -

peace on earth...is all it said...
Thursday, Dec. 16, 2004 -

hey, where did we go, after the rains came...
Tuesday, Dec. 14, 2004 -

busted...
Saturday, Dec. 11, 2004 -

look mommy...i found the knob on my amp
Saturday, Dec. 11, 2004 -

Get off your ass and go kill a terrorist
Thursday, Dec. 09, 2004 -

boom shaka shaka shaka
Wednesday, Dec. 08, 2004 -

we can't go on like this...
Tuesday, Dec. 07, 2004 -

dun dun dun
Tuesday, Dec. 07, 2004 -

hi...
Tuesday, Dec. 07, 2004 -

i have this great story i want to tell next time
Monday, Dec. 06, 2004 -

la la la la la la bamba...
Saturday, Dec. 04, 2004 -

she's on the skids...
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -

poo
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -

we're all nuts
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -

one night
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -

hip my hop baby...
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -

i'd rather be a duck...
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -

Hey
Sunday, Nov. 28, 2004 -

salami rollups
Wednesday, Nov. 24, 2004 -

WHAT IS LOVE
Monday, Nov. 22, 2004 -

would you go into the stands...
Monday, Nov. 22, 2004 -

ben frank...
Monday, Nov. 22, 2004 -

so long...
Tuesday, Nov. 16, 2004 -

who ever he was...
Monday, Nov. 15, 2004 -

ray gun
Sunday, Nov. 14, 2004 -

by by yasser
Friday, Nov. 12, 2004 -

we helped them...
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -

please god...
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -

from now on...
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -

and what'll u do now...
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -

tell francis i love her
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -

yo yo yo ...yo yo yo yo yo
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -

morning in america
Monday, Nov. 08, 2004 -

i really gotta leave dland...
Saturday, Nov. 06, 2004 -

wasn't all that close was it?
Thursday, Nov. 04, 2004 -

WHEN THE PEOPLE SPEAK
Wednesday, Nov. 03, 2004 -

java java
Monday, Nov. 01, 2004 -

paper wings
Sunday, Oct. 31, 2004 -

pick it up pick it up
Sunday, Oct. 31, 2004 -

It's your turn... Spasky
Thursday, Oct. 28, 2004 -

laurel
Wednesday, Oct. 27, 2004 -

ya ya ya ya ya
Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 -

Bakersfield News
Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 -

vanilli
Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 -

chaching chaching
Monday, Oct. 25, 2004 -

read a book and sing a song
Monday, Oct. 25, 2004 -

flies in the buttermilk shoo man chu
Sunday, Oct. 24, 2004 -

Ragatouille
Saturday, Oct. 23, 2004 -

ball
Thursday, Oct. 21, 2004 -

now you see me now you don't
Thursday, Oct. 21, 2004 -

i like women with big noses...
Monday, Oct. 18, 2004 -

Sunday
Sunday, Oct. 17, 2004 -

vignette
Friday, Oct. 15, 2004 -

I stopped by my daughters house
Wednesday, Oct. 13, 2004 -

bright lights big city...
Tuesday, Oct. 12, 2004 -

TIME PASSES
Monday, Oct. 11, 2004 -

i'm too old for college football
Sunday, Oct. 10, 2004 -

when the night...
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 -

junkies with microphones
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 -

searching...
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 -

searching...
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 -

danger Will Robinson danger
Thursday, Oct. 07, 2004 -

boo
Tuesday, Oct. 05, 2004 -

Summer Paint Retreat of '04
Monday, Oct. 04, 2004 -

double your pleasure double your fun
Thursday, Sept. 30, 2004 -

It's over where the bahn used to be...
Saturday, Sept. 25, 2004 -

911 911
Tuesday, Sept. 14, 2004 -

wakey walkie drinky coffee
Wednesday, Sept. 08, 2004 -

Good Morning World
Monday, Aug. 30, 2004 -

a long time ago
Sunday, Aug. 22, 2004 -

up your ass Islam
Thursday, Aug. 19, 2004 -

dumps like a truck
Sunday, Aug. 15, 2004 -

quack quack
Wednesday, Aug. 11, 2004 -

I see some ones underwear
Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004 -

death on the highway
Saturday, Aug. 07, 2004 -

spit
Tuesday, Aug. 03, 2004 -

march march... march march
Monday, Aug. 02, 2004 -

I married a ketchup bottle
Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004 -

Lourka
Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004 -

of mice and men
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004 -

this nukes for you
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004 -

sees oinky
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004 -

we can go now or we can stick it out
Sunday, Jul. 25, 2004 -

alone
Sunday, Jul. 25, 2004 -

dumpster chuck
Sunday, Jul. 25, 2004 -

at the tone... the time will be... ackk!
Friday, Jul. 23, 2004 -

when the leaves come falling down
Thursday, Jul. 22, 2004 -

six foot of mud and I sure been muckin
Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004 -

she's Italian but I don't think that matters
Sunday, Jul. 18, 2004 -

Pinball Wizard
Wednesday, Jul. 14, 2004 -

I'm just sayin...
Wednesday, Jul. 14, 2004 -

look...it's a bird it's, a plane, it's my X...
Tuesday, Jul. 13, 2004 -

tragic news from the wild kingdom
Thursday, Jul. 08, 2004 -

lyrch and the kid hick
Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2004 -

the loin sleeps tonight
Monday, Jul. 05, 2004 -

need I say more?
Saturday, Jul. 03, 2004 -

you stupid mother fuckers
Thursday, Jul. 01, 2004 -

let the saxophone roll
Thursday, Jul. 01, 2004 -

Mountain Lion
Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004 -

people wonder
Sunday, Jun. 27, 2004 -

i couldn't find the rite title for this...
Saturday, Jun. 26, 2004 -

all the news that's fit to print
Saturday, Jun. 26, 2004 -

forks forks... who likes forks
Friday, Jun. 25, 2004 -

souththird rocks!
Friday, Jun. 25, 2004 -

i would like a glass of iced tea please
Wednesday, Jun. 23, 2004 -

oh oh
Tuesday, Jun. 22, 2004 -

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 9.5
Saturday, Jun. 19, 2004 -

can i marry this woman...?
Saturday, Jun. 19, 2004 -

I forget...one lump...or two?
Thursday, Jun. 17, 2004 -

lyrical break
Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 -

godspeed raymond
Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 -

mornin john...
Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 -

pass the jam please
Monday, Jun. 14, 2004 -

click the link you idiot...
Sunday, Jun. 13, 2004 -

and you know you gotta go...
Sunday, Jun. 13, 2004 -

Hey lady...
Friday, Jun. 11, 2004 -

mother's milk
Wednesday, Jun. 09, 2004 -

what could they do...
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 -

hook and ladder dreams
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 -

sunday night
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 -

President Ronald Reagan has died
Saturday, Jun. 05, 2004 -

Etu Brute?
Friday, Jun. 04, 2004 -

cha cha cha
Thursday, Jun. 03, 2004 -

This is the pits
Tuesday, Jun. 01, 2004 -

Je t'aime
Sunday, May. 30, 2004 -

caw kaw caw kaw
Friday, May. 28, 2004 -

gang rape
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 -

FOX NEWS
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 -

and they all have cell phones
Wednesday, May. 26, 2004 -

Onward and Upward
Sunday, May. 23, 2004 -

i don't know who wrote this but yo...
Friday, May. 21, 2004 -

copper
Thursday, May. 20, 2004 -

in coming...
Thursday, May. 20, 2004 -

very
Tuesday, May. 18, 2004 -

clubfoot
Sunday, May. 16, 2004 -

friends
Wednesday, May. 12, 2004 -

Atlanta
Wednesday, May. 12, 2004 -

eyes
Tuesday, May. 11, 2004 -

red and green should never be seen
Sunday, May. 09, 2004 -

judge thayer
Thursday, May. 06, 2004 -

hey where did we go...
Wednesday, May. 05, 2004 -

new shirt
Wednesday, May. 05, 2004 -

it's the one on the right
Monday, May. 03, 2004 -

torture
Monday, May. 03, 2004 -

snip snip
Monday, May. 03, 2004 -

escape
Sunday, May. 02, 2004 -

sing a little song...sing a little song...
Sunday, May. 02, 2004 -

all day long...
Saturday, May. 01, 2004 -

quart low
Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 -

Michigan
Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 -

my bags are packed
Wednesday, Apr. 28, 2004 -

don't just stand there... help push
Monday, Apr. 26, 2004 -

people
Saturday, Apr. 24, 2004 -

doctor please be good
Friday, Apr. 23, 2004 -

long and lean every young man's dream
Monday, Apr. 19, 2004 -

Uma Lisa
Sunday, Apr. 18, 2004 -

Live and in person!
Thursday, Apr. 15, 2004 -

race
Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2004 -

Fish and Chips on Fridays
Monday, Apr. 12, 2004 -

food for thought
Saturday, Apr. 10, 2004 -

Darn staples
Tuesday, Apr. 06, 2004 -

nuts and bolts
Saturday, Apr. 03, 2004 -

a voice gone
Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2004 -

mustard
Saturday, Mar. 27, 2004 -

Fifth Beatle
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 -

it's another chronic tuesday...
Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2004 -

a pope a preist and a rabbi
Friday, Mar. 19, 2004 -

I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a taco today
Thursday, Mar. 18, 2004 -

Let's bomb Spain!
Friday, Mar. 12, 2004 -

hot and sour shrimp soup
Friday, Mar. 12, 2004 -

make a wish...
Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2004 -

The Long Goodbye
Tuesday, Mar. 09, 2004 -

Head Start
Thursday, Feb. 19, 2004 -

NC
Monday, Feb. 16, 2004 -

clam dip
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004 -

whop whop whop whop whop whop
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004 -

janis joplin
Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004 -

may i take ur order...?
Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004 -

privacy is our main concern
Monday, Feb. 09, 2004 -

he loves me
Sunday, Feb. 01, 2004 -

i tried to get every word just right
Thursday, Jan. 29, 2004 -

news of the day
Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2004 -

map
Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2004 -

ketchup
Monday, Jan. 26, 2004 -

put some wind on it
Friday, Jan. 23, 2004 -

red beans and rice
Thursday, Jan. 22, 2004 -

belly hair
Wednesday, Jan. 21, 2004 -

adoring fan...
Monday, Jan. 19, 2004 -

willie the shake
Saturday, Jan. 17, 2004 -

Constitutional
Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2004 -

thanks for the memories
Thursday, Jan. 08, 2004 -

My Birthday 2004 and you are invited!
Tuesday, Jan. 06, 2004 -

I'd like to harsh their world big time!
Sunday, Jan. 04, 2004 -

humor
Friday, Jan. 02, 2004 -

come hither...
Friday, Jan. 02, 2004 -