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hey... have you seen my flip flops...?
Tuesday, Dec. 28, 2004 -
pickle
Monday, Dec. 27, 2004 -
some guys got class...
Friday, Dec. 24, 2004 -
lites
Friday, Dec. 24, 2004 -
man of the year...
Tuesday, Dec. 21, 2004 -
ok... so fuck me...i'm dum too...
Tuesday, Dec. 21, 2004 -
people wonder...
Monday, Dec. 20, 2004 -
she taght me everything i ever knew...
Monday, Dec. 20, 2004 -
roxanne...
Sunday, Dec. 19, 2004 -
frosty...
Friday, Dec. 17, 2004 -
who's fuckin this cow anyway...?
Friday, Dec. 17, 2004 -
he had underlined in red...
Friday, Dec. 17, 2004 -
dun dun dun...
Friday, Dec. 17, 2004 -
peace on earth...is all it said...
Thursday, Dec. 16, 2004 -
hey, where did we go, after the rains came...
Tuesday, Dec. 14, 2004 -
busted...
Saturday, Dec. 11, 2004 -
look mommy...i found the knob on my amp
Saturday, Dec. 11, 2004 -
Get off your ass and go kill a terrorist
Thursday, Dec. 09, 2004 -
boom shaka shaka shaka
Wednesday, Dec. 08, 2004 -
we can't go on like this...
Tuesday, Dec. 07, 2004 -
dun dun dun
Tuesday, Dec. 07, 2004 -
hi...
Tuesday, Dec. 07, 2004 -
i have this great story i want to tell next time
Monday, Dec. 06, 2004 -
la la la la la la bamba...
Saturday, Dec. 04, 2004 -
she's on the skids...
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -
poo
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -
we're all nuts
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -
one night
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -
hip my hop baby...
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -
i'd rather be a duck...
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 -
Hey
Sunday, Nov. 28, 2004 -
salami rollups
Wednesday, Nov. 24, 2004 -
WHAT IS LOVE
Monday, Nov. 22, 2004 -
would you go into the stands...
Monday, Nov. 22, 2004 -
ben frank...
Monday, Nov. 22, 2004 -
so long...
Tuesday, Nov. 16, 2004 -
who ever he was...
Monday, Nov. 15, 2004 -
ray gun
Sunday, Nov. 14, 2004 -
by by yasser
Friday, Nov. 12, 2004 -
we helped them...
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -
please god...
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -
from now on...
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -
and what'll u do now...
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -
tell francis i love her
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -
yo yo yo ...yo yo yo yo yo
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 -
morning in america
Monday, Nov. 08, 2004 -
i really gotta leave dland...
Saturday, Nov. 06, 2004 -
wasn't all that close was it?
Thursday, Nov. 04, 2004 -
WHEN THE PEOPLE SPEAK
Wednesday, Nov. 03, 2004 -
java java
Monday, Nov. 01, 2004 -
paper wings
Sunday, Oct. 31, 2004 -
pick it up pick it up
Sunday, Oct. 31, 2004 -
It's your turn... Spasky
Thursday, Oct. 28, 2004 -
laurel
Wednesday, Oct. 27, 2004 -
ya ya ya ya ya
Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 -
Bakersfield News
Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 -
vanilli
Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 -
chaching chaching
Monday, Oct. 25, 2004 -
read a book and sing a song
Monday, Oct. 25, 2004 -
flies in the buttermilk shoo man chu
Sunday, Oct. 24, 2004 -
Ragatouille
Saturday, Oct. 23, 2004 -
ball
Thursday, Oct. 21, 2004 -
now you see me now you don't
Thursday, Oct. 21, 2004 -
i like women with big noses...
Monday, Oct. 18, 2004 -
Sunday
Sunday, Oct. 17, 2004 -
vignette
Friday, Oct. 15, 2004 -
I stopped by my daughters house
Wednesday, Oct. 13, 2004 -
bright lights big city...
Tuesday, Oct. 12, 2004 -
TIME PASSES
Monday, Oct. 11, 2004 -
i'm too old for college football
Sunday, Oct. 10, 2004 -
when the night...
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 -
junkies with microphones
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 -
searching...
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 -
searching...
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 -
danger Will Robinson danger
Thursday, Oct. 07, 2004 -
boo
Tuesday, Oct. 05, 2004 -
Summer Paint Retreat of '04
Monday, Oct. 04, 2004 -
double your pleasure double your fun
Thursday, Sept. 30, 2004 -
It's over where the bahn used to be...
Saturday, Sept. 25, 2004 -
911 911
Tuesday, Sept. 14, 2004 -
wakey walkie drinky coffee
Wednesday, Sept. 08, 2004 -
Good Morning World
Monday, Aug. 30, 2004 -
a long time ago
Sunday, Aug. 22, 2004 -
up your ass Islam
Thursday, Aug. 19, 2004 -
dumps like a truck
Sunday, Aug. 15, 2004 -
quack quack
Wednesday, Aug. 11, 2004 -
I see some ones underwear
Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004 -
death on the highway
Saturday, Aug. 07, 2004 -
spit
Tuesday, Aug. 03, 2004 -
march march... march march
Monday, Aug. 02, 2004 -
I married a ketchup bottle
Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004 -
Lourka
Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004 -
of mice and men
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004 -
this nukes for you
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004 -
sees oinky
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004 -
we can go now or we can stick it out
Sunday, Jul. 25, 2004 -
alone
Sunday, Jul. 25, 2004 -
dumpster chuck
Sunday, Jul. 25, 2004 -
at the tone... the time will be... ackk!
Friday, Jul. 23, 2004 -
when the leaves come falling down
Thursday, Jul. 22, 2004 -
six foot of mud and I sure been muckin
Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004 -
she's Italian but I don't think that matters
Sunday, Jul. 18, 2004 -
Pinball Wizard
Wednesday, Jul. 14, 2004 -
I'm just sayin...
Wednesday, Jul. 14, 2004 -
look...it's a bird it's, a plane, it's my X...
Tuesday, Jul. 13, 2004 -
tragic news from the wild kingdom
Thursday, Jul. 08, 2004 -
lyrch and the kid hick
Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2004 -
the loin sleeps tonight
Monday, Jul. 05, 2004 -
need I say more?
Saturday, Jul. 03, 2004 -
you stupid mother fuckers
Thursday, Jul. 01, 2004 -
let the saxophone roll
Thursday, Jul. 01, 2004 -
Mountain Lion
Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004 -
people wonder
Sunday, Jun. 27, 2004 -
i couldn't find the rite title for this...
Saturday, Jun. 26, 2004 -
all the news that's fit to print
Saturday, Jun. 26, 2004 -
forks forks... who likes forks
Friday, Jun. 25, 2004 -
souththird rocks!
Friday, Jun. 25, 2004 -
i would like a glass of iced tea please
Wednesday, Jun. 23, 2004 -
oh oh
Tuesday, Jun. 22, 2004 -
10 10 10 10 10 10 10 9.5
Saturday, Jun. 19, 2004 -
can i marry this woman...?
Saturday, Jun. 19, 2004 -
I forget...one lump...or two?
Thursday, Jun. 17, 2004 -
lyrical break
Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 -
godspeed raymond
Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 -
mornin john...
Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 -
pass the jam please
Monday, Jun. 14, 2004 -
click the link you idiot...
Sunday, Jun. 13, 2004 -
and you know you gotta go...
Sunday, Jun. 13, 2004 -
Hey lady...
Friday, Jun. 11, 2004 -
mother's milk
Wednesday, Jun. 09, 2004 -
what could they do...
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 -
hook and ladder dreams
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 -
sunday night
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 -
President Ronald Reagan has died
Saturday, Jun. 05, 2004 -
Etu Brute?
Friday, Jun. 04, 2004 -
cha cha cha
Thursday, Jun. 03, 2004 -
This is the pits
Tuesday, Jun. 01, 2004 -
Je t'aime
Sunday, May. 30, 2004 -
caw kaw caw kaw
Friday, May. 28, 2004 -
gang rape
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 -
FOX NEWS
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 -
and they all have cell phones
Wednesday, May. 26, 2004 -
Onward and Upward
Sunday, May. 23, 2004 -
i don't know who wrote this but yo...
Friday, May. 21, 2004 -
copper
Thursday, May. 20, 2004 -
in coming...
Thursday, May. 20, 2004 -
very
Tuesday, May. 18, 2004 -
clubfoot
Sunday, May. 16, 2004 -
friends
Wednesday, May. 12, 2004 -
Atlanta
Wednesday, May. 12, 2004 -
eyes
Tuesday, May. 11, 2004 -
red and green should never be seen
Sunday, May. 09, 2004 -
judge thayer
Thursday, May. 06, 2004 -
hey where did we go...
Wednesday, May. 05, 2004 -
new shirt
Wednesday, May. 05, 2004 -
it's the one on the right
Monday, May. 03, 2004 -
torture
Monday, May. 03, 2004 -
snip snip
Monday, May. 03, 2004 -
escape
Sunday, May. 02, 2004 -
sing a little song...sing a little song...
Sunday, May. 02, 2004 -
all day long...
Saturday, May. 01, 2004 -
quart low
Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 -
Michigan
Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 -
my bags are packed
Wednesday, Apr. 28, 2004 -
don't just stand there... help push
Monday, Apr. 26, 2004 -
people
Saturday, Apr. 24, 2004 -
doctor please be good
Friday, Apr. 23, 2004 -
long and lean every young man's dream
Monday, Apr. 19, 2004 -
Uma Lisa
Sunday, Apr. 18, 2004 -
Live and in person!
Thursday, Apr. 15, 2004 -
race
Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2004 -
Fish and Chips on Fridays
Monday, Apr. 12, 2004 -
food for thought
Saturday, Apr. 10, 2004 -
Darn staples
Tuesday, Apr. 06, 2004 -
nuts and bolts
Saturday, Apr. 03, 2004 -
a voice gone
Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2004 -
mustard
Saturday, Mar. 27, 2004 -
Fifth Beatle
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 -
it's another chronic tuesday...
Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2004 -
a pope a preist and a rabbi
Friday, Mar. 19, 2004 -
I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a taco today
Thursday, Mar. 18, 2004 -
Let's bomb Spain!
Friday, Mar. 12, 2004 -
hot and sour shrimp soup
Friday, Mar. 12, 2004 -
make a wish...
Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2004 -
The Long Goodbye
Tuesday, Mar. 09, 2004 -
Head Start
Thursday, Feb. 19, 2004 -
NC
Monday, Feb. 16, 2004 -
clam dip
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004 -
whop whop whop whop whop whop
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004 -
janis joplin
Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004 -
may i take ur order...?
Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004 -
privacy is our main concern
Monday, Feb. 09, 2004 -
he loves me
Sunday, Feb. 01, 2004 -
i tried to get every word just right
Thursday, Jan. 29, 2004 -
news of the day
Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2004 -
map
Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2004 -
ketchup
Monday, Jan. 26, 2004 -
put some wind on it
Friday, Jan. 23, 2004 -
red beans and rice
Thursday, Jan. 22, 2004 -
belly hair
Wednesday, Jan. 21, 2004 -
adoring fan...
Monday, Jan. 19, 2004 -
willie the shake
Saturday, Jan. 17, 2004 -
Constitutional
Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2004 -
thanks for the memories
Thursday, Jan. 08, 2004 -
My Birthday 2004 and you are invited!
Tuesday, Jan. 06, 2004 -
I'd like to harsh their world big time!
Sunday, Jan. 04, 2004 -
humor
Friday, Jan. 02, 2004 -
come hither...
Friday, Jan. 02, 2004 -